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Friday, 8 February 2013

Two and a half men

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and
control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy school kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie. Written by KGF Vissers After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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Season 1

1. Episode 1 Pilot
2. Episode 2 Big Flappy Bastards
3. Episode 3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hel
4. Episode 4 If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap
5. Episode 5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6. Episode 6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7. Episode 7 If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
8. Episode 8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9. Episode 9 Phase One, Complete
10. Episode 10 Merry Thanksgiving
11. Episode 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. Episode 12 Camel Filters + Pheromones
13. Episode 13 Sara Like Puny Alan
14. Episode 14 I Can’t Afford Hyenas
15. Episode 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
16. Episode 16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17. Episode 17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18. Episode 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
19. Episode 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
20. Episode 20 Hey I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21. Episode 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. Episode 22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23. Episode 23 Just Like Buffalo
24. Episode 24 Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 2

1. Episode 1 Back Off Mary Poppins
2. Episode 2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
3. Episode 3 A Bag Full of Jawea
4. Episode 4 Go Get Mommy’s Bra
5. Episode 5 Bad News from the Clinic
6. Episode 6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
7. Episode 7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
8. Episode 8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
9. Episode 9 Yes, Monsignor
10. Episode 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
11. Episode 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
12. Episode 12 A Lungful of Alan
13. Episode 13 Zejdz z Moich Wlos√≥w [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]
14. Episode 14 Those Big Pink Things With
15. Episode 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
16. Episode 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
17. Episode 17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
18. Episode 18 It Was Mame, Mom
19. Episode 19 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
20. Episode 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
21. Episode 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
22. Episode 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
23. Episode 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3

1. Episode 1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
2. Episode 2 Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
3. Episode 3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
4. Episode 4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
5. Episode 5 We Called It Mr. Pinky
6. Episode 6 Hi, Mr. Horned One
7. Episode 7 Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
8. Episode 8 That Voodoo That I Do Do
9. Episode 9 Madame and Her Special Friend
10. Episode 10 Something Salted and Twisted
11. Episode 11 Santa’s Village of the Damned
12. Episode 12 That Special Tug
13. Episode 13 Humiliation is a Visual 
14. Episode 14 Love Isn’t Blind, It’s 
15. Episode 15 My Tongue is Meat
16. Episode 16 Ergo The Booty Call
17. Episode 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
18. Episode 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
19. Episode 19 Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin
20. Episode 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
21. Episode 21 And the Plot Moistens
22. Episode 22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
23. Episode 23 Arguments for the Quickie

Season 4

1. Episode 1 Working for Caligula
2. Episode 2 Who’s Vod Kanockers?
3. Episode 4 A Pot Smoking Monkey
4. Episode 4 A Pot Smoking Monkey
5. Episode 5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
6. Episode 6 Apologies for the Frivolity
7. Episode 7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
8. Episode 8 Release the Dogs
9. Episode 9 Corey’s Been Dead For an Hour
10. Episode 10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
11. Episode 11 Walnuts and Demerol
12. Episode 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
13. Episode 13 Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
14. pisode 14 That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
15. Episode 15 My Damn Stalker
16. Episode 16 Young People Have Phlegm 
17. Episode 17 I Merely Slept With a Commie
18. Episode 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
19. Episode 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
20. Episode 20 Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot
21. Episode 21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
22. Episode 22 Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
23. Episode 23 Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin
24. Episode 24 Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

1. Episode 1 Large Birds Spiders and Mom
2. Episode 2 Media Room Slash Dungeon
3. Episode 3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
4. Episode 4 City of Great Racks
5. Episode 5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
6. Episode 6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
7. Episode 7 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
8. Episode 8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
9. Episode 9 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
10. Episode 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
11. Episode 11 Meander to Your Dander
12. Episode 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
13. Episode 13 The Soil is Moist
14. Episode 14 Winky-Dink Time
15. Episode 15 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
16. Episode 16 Look At Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
17. Episode 17 Fish in a Drawer
18. Episode 18 If My Hole Could Talk
19. Episode 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 6

1. Episode 1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
2. Episode 2 Pie Hole, Herb
3. Episode 3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
4. Episode 4 The Flavin’ and the Mavin’
5. Episode 5 A Jock Strap in Hell
6. Episode 6 It’s Always Nazi Week (1)
7. Episode 7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2)
8. Episode 8 Pinocchio’s Mouth
9. Episode 9 The Mooch At The Boo
10. Episode 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
11. Episode 11 The Devil’s Lube
12. Episode 12 Thank God for Scoliosis
13. Episode 13 I Think You Offended Don
14. Episode 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
15. Episode 15 I’d Like to Start With the Cat
16. Episode 16 She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime
17. Episode 17 The ‘Ocu’ or the ‘Pado’?
18. Episode 18 My Son’s Enormous Head
19. Episode 19 The Two Finger Rule
20. Episode 20 Hello, I’m Alan Cousteau
21. Episode 21 Above Exalted Cyclops
22. Episode 22 Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
23. Episode 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
24. Episode 24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Season 7

1. Episode 1 818-jklpuzo
2. Episode 2 Whipped Unto the Third
3. Episode 3 Mmm, Fish. Yum
4. Episode 4 Laxative Tester, Horse 
5. Episode 5 For the Sake of the Child
6. Episode 6 Give Me Your Thumb
7. Episode 7 Untainted by Filth
8. Episode 8 Gord. Fnark. Schmegle.
9. Episode 9 Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
10. Episode 10 That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
11. Episode 11 Warning, It’s Dirty
12. pisode 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
13. Episode 13 Yay, No Polyps!
14. Episode 14 Crude and Uncalled For (1)
15. Episode 15 Aye, Aye, Captain (2)
16. Episode 16 Tinkle Like a Princess
17. Episode 17 I Found Your Moustache
18. Episode 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
19. Episode 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
20. Episode 20 I Called Him Magoo
21. Episode 21 Gumby with a Pokey
22. Episode 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 8

1. Episode 1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
2. Episode 2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
3. Episode 3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
4. Episode 4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
5. Episode 5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
6. Episode 6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
7. Episode 7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
8. Episode 8 Springtime on a Stick
9. Episode 9 A Good Time in Central Africa
10. Episode 10 Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
11. Episode 11 Dead From the Waist Down
12. Episode 12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead
13. Episode 13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
14. Episode 14 Lookin’ for Japanese Subs
15. Episode 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
16. Episode 16 That Darn Priest

Season 9

1. Episode 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)
2. Episode 2 People Who Love Peepholes (2)
3. Episode 3 Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
4. Episode 4 Nine Magic Fingers
5. Episode 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
6. Episode 6 The Squat and The Hover
7. Episode 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
8. Episode 8 Thank You For The Intercourse
9. Episode 9 Frodo’s Headshots
10. Episode 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass 
11. Episode 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
12. Episode 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
13. Episode 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
14.Episode 14 A Possum on Chemo
15. Episode 15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
16. Episode 16 Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
17. Episode 17 Not In My Mouth
18. Episode 18 The War Against Gingivitis
19. Episode 19 Palmdale, Ech
20. Episode 20 Grandma’s Pie
21. Episode 21 Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes’
22. Episode 22 V
23. Episode 23 The Straw In My Donut Hole
24. Episode 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 10


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